For this I'll stay in Israel

(when Pesha told Ruchama I was coming for shabbat)
"Why did you wait so long to tell me??? I need time to get excited!"

Pesha: Rebecca is coming for shabbat.
Raphi: Oh... I want Maryland Rebecca to come.
Pesha: Maryland Rebecca IS coming for shabbat- she lives in Yerushalayim now!
Raphi: Oh! Yay!

(when Raphi opened the door for me)
"It's Becca! I knew it! I knew it was Becca! Becca is here!"

me: Raphi, you got so big!
Raphi (in a "taunting" voice and dancing around the room): I got so big! I got so big!

me: Raphi, where do I live?
Raphi: Maryland.
me: I used to live in Maryland. Where do I live now?
Raphi: um... YERUSHALAYIM!!!!!!